I’m waiting for a package and every time I hear the slightest sound of a UPS truck I’m like :D

BUT IT’S NOT.

OMG O_O

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tyrawanks:

i hate auto correct so much

i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’

i meant tomorrow

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

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I never realized how much you actually do for me. Thank you for putting up with my selfishness.

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